Eventide Creative

Kohl — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 23:39:22 +0000

“Our culture would do well to stop considering a live action movie the highest form of praise for a story.” – Tim Boyle

All right, we’ll settle this like gentlemen . . . 20-Sided Die!

Kohl — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 19:43:05 +0000

My Skeksi Voice

Kohl — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:43:47 +0000

And I don’t think it’s fair of YOU to use the word “disrespectful” when describing me saying the Pledge of Allegiance in my Skeksi voice.

A lot of people cry at SAD, and some people cry at HAPPY, but me . . . I cry at AWESOME.

Kohl — Sun, 30 May 2010 02:17:47 +0000

All I’m asking for is a giant robot I can pilot

Kohl — Thu, 27 May 2010 17:32:57 +0000

. . . if that means I have to use it to fight off an Alien Invasion* to justify getting it, so be it.

*Being from AZ, I should probably clarify: “An Extra-Terrestrial Alien Invasion”.

Thanks, Cell Phone.

Kohl — Tue, 25 May 2010 17:56:26 +0000

My cell phone thinks I’m the kind of person who uses the word “pimp” more than the word “shop”.

All Star – One Star

Kohl — Mon, 24 May 2010 17:55:36 +0000

I have come to the conclusion that All-Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder exists, as it is today, due to a combination of three possible explanations:

1. This story is a veiled prank, mocking Bat-Fans for their loyalty.

2. Frank Miller HATES Batman.

3. There was a very talented Ghost Writer on Dark Knight Returns.

I gave it one out of five stars on GoodReads.

Recently I’ve found myself liking Avocado, Jalapenos, and Rap, whereas I didn’t like these things before . . . I’m getting old.

Kohl — Sat, 22 May 2010 18:24:30 +0000

I prefer heroes who are so damaged that their only shot at redemption is to do something extraordinary.

Kohl — Thu, 20 May 2010 20:22:45 +0000

Rest Assured

Kohl — Sun, 16 May 2010 07:25:39 +0000